So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
My butt remains clenched, sir.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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