How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
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