butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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