im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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