There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Randomize
