Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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