is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
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