malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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