I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
dude i'm inner monologue high
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Randomize