it wasn't lemon gatorade
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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