The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
He? As in you personified your dick?
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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