i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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