Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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