You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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