omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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