found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
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