I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Floor bacon is actually really good
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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