Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Randomize
