We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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