Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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