We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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