you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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