What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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