i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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