hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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