Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
