Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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