I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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