I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize
