her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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