Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
i've created a new STD.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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