hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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