OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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