put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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