I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
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