Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
My balls are so social today.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
