Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
no. you can't hotbox the world.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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