it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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