I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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