dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I just had sex on a roof
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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