Ketchup is God's man juice
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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