Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
it's not cheating when I paid for it
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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