This is not my ceiling
Screwed.edu
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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