your thong is hanging out like whoa
Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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