You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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