we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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