Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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