the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Green mimosas i think yes
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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