Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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