Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I would fuck him just for his dog
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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