sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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