More tranny stories later!
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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