you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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