guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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