dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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