I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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